Answering Emails, Space,Survival on Earth and Sex in Space
Monday, July 12th, 2010This Blog is a Believer in the Manned American Space Program,
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Dear Obama Supprter;
We have already destroyed this planet, check out the Brazilian rain forest, or the Gulf of Mexico as oil despoils it.
Now we must discuss our very survival on this planet, and the key to that survival is space, specifically Helium-3 on the Moon. We need to go to the Moon and mine Helium-3.
The following is from SPACE.COM
“…Helium 3 as the perfect fuel source: extremely potent, nonpolluting, with virtually no radioactive by-product. Proponents claim its the fuel ofthe 21st century. The trouble is, hardly any of it is found on Earth.But there is plenty of it on the moon.
Society is straining to keep pace with energy demands, expected to increase eightfold by 2050 as the world population swells toward 12 billion.

We have a President who cannot see the future, nor seize it.
President Obama has cancelled our manned space program; in another day and time, he would have cancelled the steam engine.
On April 5th, the Space Shuttle Discovery launched from Kennedy Space Center in Florida. On board, three women and four men, led by Commander Allen Poindexter. Their mission is a 13-day tour at the International Space Station. Yesterday, more than two months after returning safely to Earth, the crew of Discovery was on a media tour in Tokyo when Poindexter was asked a hypothetical question about coitus among the stars.
According to the “Agence France Press,” Poindexter was quite serious, responding, quote, “we are a group of professionals. We treat each other with respect. And we have a great working relationship. Personal relationships are not an issue. We don‘t have them and we won‘t.”
As far as an official policy regarding sex in space, NASA as an organization doesn‘t appear to explicitly prohibit it. As we stipulated before, at some point reproduction in micro gravity is going to have to happen. Our future kind of depends on it.
Luckily, our friends at the History Channel already took the trouble to explore the pitfalls of sex in space and how to work around them.
VIDEO
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: One thing everyone does agree upon is that one or more of the mating partners needs to be restrained.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: What you could have is some hand holds and perhaps leg holds, similar—made out of bar kind of material, similar to the hand holds you have to assist you in the bathtub.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Any mechanism that would simulate constraints on motion, that would at all mimic gravity, would probably facilitate mating in space. It could be Velcro.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: And one of the parties could wrap legs around something and then perhaps foot holds similar to the kind of thing you put your feet in in water skis, to secure the bottom.
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: For sex in space, I think you might want a seat belt.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
OLBERMANN: Well, we should perhaps be talking to Isabella Rossellini for a demonstration, but who gets to follow that? No, a scientist. Derrick Pitts, the chief astronomer at the Franklin Institute in Philadelphia, who is probably regretting that choice right now. Good evening, Derrick.
DERRICK PITTS, FRANKLIN INSTITUTE CHIEF ASTRONOMER: Thank you, Keith.
I‘ll try to keep a straight face.
OLBERMANN: That‘s one of us. If it‘s going to take several years to get to Mars, are those people just out of luck?
PITTS: No, I don‘t think they are because, you know, it‘s such a long trip, this is one of those things that‘s going to have to come out of a relationship of people traveling together. They are going to have to figure out what to do with their sexual urges, and I‘m betting that something interesting is going to happen on that trip.
OLBERMANN: But isn‘t there already a report that supposedly that—it was never really answered whether the couple on the Shuttle, that fell in love in the lead-up period to the launch and got engaged just before they took off, so to speak, that they never really denied that perhaps the marriage began in a physical sense somewhere in sub-orbital space?
PITTS: Yes, you‘re right. They essentially refused to answer that question, saying it was nobody‘s business and we really didn‘t need to get into that, because of their level of professionalism. I really doubt that anything has happened in any of the American space program missions. And partly the reason is that, you know, if you‘re an astronaut, you really do not want to jeopardize your future chances for returning to space, so you‘re going to do everything you‘re told, and you‘re not going to do anything that you shouldn‘t be doing.
OLBERMANN: Well, but that begs the question, doesn‘t it, that on some of these three-year trips, that you might be instructed to procreate on the way to Mars. What if you don‘t want to?
PITTS: I think they‘ll figure out how to set up the pairings. I think maybe they‘ll do a little space computer dating system, you know, to figure out who‘s going to be an astronaut and who isn‘t. It‘s just an extra box you check, Keith, that tells you what happens.
OLBERMANN: MatchInSpace.com.
PITTS: You got it, there you go.
OLBERMANN: We showed a little of the History Channel, which actually did a special about this. And they had some great ideas for how to get it done. Is, in fact, the space station big enough where there would be any privacy anywhere?
PITTS: The space station is a really good size, and there are plenty of nooks and crannies where people could sort of get themselves away in a corner and have a little fun. So there‘s plenty of room. And when you take a look around the various components, you find out that, you know, the Russian areas are a little bit more—have a little bit more privacy in some of their spaces.
But I think those kinds of spaces and those kinds of opportunities are going to continue to develop and present themselves.
OLBERMANN: You just hit the nut of the point here. Is there a space sex race and did we lose it to the Russians?
PITTS: You know, I don‘t think anybody is going to tell us whether that has happened or not. I think we have to just look at the faces of the cosmonauts and see if they‘re smiling or not. That might give us some hint as to what happened.
OLBERMANN: Whether it‘s a cosmonaut or an astronaut, is there downtime enough to have done this on your own at some point?
PITTS: Actually, Keith, that‘s a very good point. You know, this is such an expensive endeavor that the ground controllers absolutely schedule every last second of time they possibly can to get the most efficiency out of this, out of the work that‘s being done. And so there really isn‘t very much time. Although astronauts always do have some personal time and, you know, let‘s—
We should just mention that where there‘s a will, there‘s a way. If there‘s time, somebody can get to it.
OLBERMANN: Derrick Pitts of the Franklin Institute, who‘s our champion tonight for getting through this in one piece, great thanks.
PITTS: Thank you, sir.
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